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Texas Has It All

Wed, 06 Jun 2007 00:44:01 GMT

My grandpa is full of interesting emails.    A little geography lesson for all - Here's a list of actual places
in Texas:

    Need to be cheered up?

                  Happy, Texas 79042

                   Pep, Texas 79353

                   Smiley, Texas 78159

                   Paradise, Texas 76073

                   Rainbow, Texas 76077

                   Sweet Home, Texas 77987

                   Comfort, Texas 78013

                   Friendship, Texas 76530

    Love the Sun?

                   Sun City, Texas 78628

                   Sunrise, Texas 76661

                   Sunset, Texas 76270

                   Sundown, Texas 79372

                   Sunray, Texas 79086

                   Sunny Side, Texas 77423

    Want something to eat?

                   Bacon, Texas 76301

                   Noodle, Texas 79536

                   Oatmeal, Texas 78605

                   Turkey, Texas 79261

                   Trout, Texas 75789

                   Sugar Land, Texas 77479

                   Salty, Texas 76567

                   Rice, Texas 75155

      And top it off with:

                   Sweetwater, Texas 79556

    Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all

                    Detroit, Texas 75436

                    Colorado City, Texas 79512

                    Denver City, Texas 79323

                    Nevada, Texas 75173

                    Memphis, Texas 79245

                    Miami, Texas 79059

                    Boston, Texas 75570

                    Santa Fe, Texas 77517

                    Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861

                    Reno, Texas 75462

    Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a
plane ticket

                    Athens, Texas 75751

                    Moscow, Texas

                    Canadian, Texas 79014

                    China, Texas 77613

                    Egypt, Texas 77436

                    Italy, TX 76651

                    Turkey, Texas 79261

                    London, Texas 76854

                    New London, Texas 75682

                    Paris, Texas 75460

    No need to travel to Washington D.C.

                      Whitehouse, Texas 75791

    We even have a city named after our planet

                      Earth, Texas 79031

    And a city named after our State

                     Texas City, Texas 77590

    Exhausted?

                      Energy, Texas 76452

    Cold?

                      Blanket, Texas   76432

                      Winters, Texas

    Like to read about History?

                     Santa Anna, Texas

                     Goliad, Texas

                     Alamo, Texas

                     Gun Barrel City, Texas

    Need Office Supplies?

                     Staples, Texas 78670

    Men are from Mars, women are from

                     Venus, Texas 76084

it's on the state line...

                     Texline, Texas 79087

    For the kids...

                     Kermit, Texas 79745

                     Elmo, Texas 75118

                     Nemo, Texas 76070

                     Tarzan, Texas 79783

                     Winnie, Texas 77665

                     Sylvester, Texas 79560

    Other city names in Texas, to make you smile..... :

                     Frognot, Texas 75424

                     Bigfoot, Texas 78005

                     Hogeye, Texas 75423

                     Cactus, Texas 79013

                     Notrees, Texas 79759

                     Best, Texas 76932

                     Veribest, Texas 76886

                     Kickapoo, Texas 75763

                     Dime Box, Texas

                     Telephone, Texas 75488

                     Telegraph, Texas 76883

                     Whiteface, Texas 79379

                     Twitty, Texas 79079

    And last but not least. The Anti-Al Gore City

                       Kilgore, Texas 75662

    Have a Good Day!

    P.S. Whoops, left out

                     Muleshoe

                      Cut n shoot,

                      Hoop and Holler,

                      Ding Dong,

    and don't forget......

                      Farewell, Texas

    And, of course, there is a place in Texas that is......

                       KNOTT, TEXAS

Sam is 20 somethin TODAY

Fri, 27 Apr 2007 15:26:24 GMT

yeah! sorry i don't really kno how old you are but love ya sam! here's for the years we spent on shirtless adventures in flip flops

Has Anyone Seen This in the News?

Sun, 15 Apr 2007 15:29:27 GMT

im confused as to why this hasn't been covered more in the news... both channon christian and chris newsom were raped, brutally tortured and murdered by four men

a few news reports

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1TC5tDwg10&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPSqKCxENdg&mode=related&search=

kind of depressing that the Rutgers women's basketball team gets more press than this

Xanga: A Dying Breed

Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:02:22 GMT

Will xanga last against blog monsters like myspace and facebook?

I am Funny -- Props to my Grandpops

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:40:04 GMT

MY Resume

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center , but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a
job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT JOR THE JOB!

Texas

Mon, 22 Jan 2007 22:32:54 GMT

is big

Home

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 23:21:03 GMT

I am finally home and its better than words.

Getting into Taiwan

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 23:58:39 GMT

Its a long shot but is anybody getting into Taipei on Dec 15 around 10:00 PM and going back to Taichung?

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:32:32 GMT

http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?lnk=v&ml_video=78951

colbert is funny

IF

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 17:40:13 GMT

IF.....

IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

-rudyard kipling